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Jordan Lia. I currently reside in the Bay Area, but I will be living in Buffalo during the fall. I'm vulgar as fuck, more awkward than an untied shoelace in a crowded elevator and I get unnaturally happy when in the presence of turbulence.
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You take so long to do everything. You’re so inconsiderate. You’re so loud. You’re so messy. You lose everything. You don’t even notice.

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You’re an 18 year old girl, why do you look like an 80 year old meth head?
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OH MY GOD. I hate when people don’t text back and you can see that they read your message

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That’s cool. I have to wait until graduation for an iPhone but you’re going to buy her one just because.

Suck my dick.

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simply-catastrophic:

oblivious-mind:

4lien:

god bless

Sorry for the hardcore porn guys…

Oh yess

jambajewwsss:

There are some people that I don’t want to see while I’m home. 

I wish everyone was just replaced with Jordan. She’s the only person I wanna see. THE ONLY PERSON I WANNA SEE ISN’T EVEN COMING HOME. Fuck.

Everyone else go away.

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