You take so long to do everything. You’re so inconsiderate. You’re so loud. You’re so messy. You lose everything. You don’t even notice.
You’re an 18 year old girl, why do you look like an 80 year old meth head?
OH MY GOD. I hate when people don’t text back and you can see that they read your message
That’s cool. I have to wait until graduation for an iPhone but you’re going to buy her one just because.